Late Morning

How fast would you go if you were in a bicycle race?
I wouldnt be in a bicycle race, I prefer my freggin car!
-Chelsey

My sons fasination with underpants!

Ok so my son is no doubt a product of his dads, A boob man himself. My son is absolutely fascinated with the BRA. He puts it on his chest to embrace and rub on the new shape it gives his body! It cracks me up! Even if I wanted to throw away that crusty old bra I ware every day... I dont think I would do it because it cracks me up to see my son do so many great things with it. Smack your sister, put it on the dogs head, wear it like a bra, or like underpants. Gosh for my self enjoyment. I think we are keeping the old crusty bra, not for me... for Caelex!
Bahahahaha!
Wait, is this wrong?
Chelsey

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Strangeness on Friday (is it the 13th?)

*6am*

Mutters of
'A B C D E F G H I J K LMNOP.....'

I said: OMG is it 6 already?

More mutters of
'Ba! BAH! beeeeeee!'

I said: Ok time to get up.

*both kids had wet their diaper through there clothes onto their blankets. This called for a morning bath and laundry duty. Just great right?*

Kids being cute in bath as they drink their morning juice in the tub, Awe, I even took a picture!
However, washing hair is not their favorite time of the day, so the crying begins. Ok.

One kid at a time gets out of the tub and gets a diaper, not so bad.

Both kids dressed, just feeding them breakfast...

Well see here is what Happened...
Mom forgot to let the water out of the tub, so it was still half full when everyone was dressed, and after Caelex finnished eating... where does he go? The same place that all little kids love to make messes in... The Bathroom.

Caelex's Brain says: Hey mom left the cup and tub O' water full. She must want the water on the CARPET?

* Caelex empties 3 cups of water on the carpet in my bed room.

I go to correct him, and I cant help to to crack up laughing....
OMG

I said: Caelex why are you hitting your sister with mommies bra?

Caelex: *Giggle* run away with bra on top of head.


GOD I wish I had a picture. But he threw it down before I could get one!

Tis has been strange day already, and its still the Mornin'!

-Chelsey

Dear Parents

*Ok 1st off, two post in one day, I know, off the wall weird huh*

So I was sitting here thinking about how to begin my day in the morning (something I think about on a nightly biases) and I was thinking about this incredible new Day Care I found for my kids in our new town (Maumelle AR) It is not too expensive, its ran by to physicians, they have video cameras so I cant see my kids at all times of the day......

*Wait a minute...* If I could look at my kids at all times of the day... WHY would I want to put them in a Day Care? Why would I shell out the money to watch them on a Computer screen? Why would they put cameras in a day care? *BLINK* Confused *BLINK*
Because parents take it to the extrema these days. Seriously, its one thing to love and protect and care for you child. Its a whole different ball game to shelter them so much that while they are at Day Care you get fired because you are not doing your work, your too busy watching you kid play on your computer screen. I mean as a parent you are supposed to provide for them too huh? How are you as a parent going to do that if your busy watching them all freggin day.

Oh and don't give me any of that

*'Well Chelsey, I don't think parents really do that'
Bull Hockey, you know some parent takes their kid to day care, comes home and turns on the computer to watch them the WHOLE time they are there to find ONE little mistake a teacher makes and file suite against them in the court of law.

I am just waiting for this to happen, and I hate it because everyone there was SO nice today.

Gosh. I know, I know

*'Chelsey your such a pessimist'

Shut the hell up, Darlin'.

-Chelsey

Leakage

Today was just a bad day. UGH *Sigh*

But I noticed something...
I was reading my friends blog, she was talking about dirt and taking it because it was FREE. I mean who doesn't want it if its free? You can find her post here @
I know I want it.

Then I thought....
DIRT?
My house is covered in dirt.
WHY?
Because you have two children (scratch that, four if you count your dog and your husband)
Maybe its not dirt...
maybe its more like.... CRUMBS?

Well Chelsey, you do have to use the Hoover at least twice a day, and the incredibly heavy vacuum once a day..

About three minutes later I went into the living room, still thinking very loudly inside my head crumbs, why are there crumbs between my toes...?

*DING DONG*
An entire back of Goldfish dumped on the carpet in the living room floor scattered, stomped and smashed into every nook of the new apartment carpet....

*SIGH*


DAISY!!! Come here girl, come pick up after you messy family and Finnish off the bigger pieces of the goldfish scattered in the floor!
Good Dog, and a good reward for her tummy!
Lesson learned.
BABIES REALLY DO LEAK CRUMBS FROM THEIR POURS!

2 eyed, red haired, running copper penny eater

You guessed it.






Today my two year old swallowed his first inanimate object; a penny.

Mind you probably the worst time ever to swallow a penny, and my son picked it.
I was in the middle of cleaning up puppy pee in our new place, the little girl was crying, Caelex was pulling the clean laundry from the freshly folded laundry basket, he found a penny and said 'hey this looks like it could be yummy' and decided to injest it. What the heck is going on in that little brain? To that, I guess we will never have the answer.

A call to poison control, the doctor, and Internet reading, a bag of mini Chips Ahoy cookies and 2 cups of milk, a freaked out mommy, daddy, and granny concluded my little boy just swallowed a penny and we should be digging through his poop for the next few days to make sure it passes.

Seriously... my son is going to be shitting money.
So I asked if he could give us a few Benjamen's in the next stool. He said
'Yes' Oh boy am I excited.
If nothing Else, there is a good story, and I am totally going to keep the penny and make it a nice addition to the scrapbook.
Gosh is future wife is going to love it.
-Status- Waiting for toddler poop.
-Signed-
The poop digging mommy
Chelziee